Percentage of github commit messages containing angry words by language.
Client: I want to rank #1 on Google for the keywords “divorce” and “divorce lawyer”. What’s that going to get me?
Me: Google predicts $10 a click. Your budget is $200 a month. We’re going to burn through that by noon today.
Client: That’s not going to work, I want to advertise all month!
Me: Then you’ll need to increase budget or decrease expectations.
Client: Don’t argue with me, son. I do divorce mitigation for a living.
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Jamie and Casey at VHX
Posted by Prietenul Tau Imaginar
Senior Citizens Dressed Up as Famous Movie Stars for Their 2014 Calendar
See you Sunday
This stupid pun slays me every damn time.
Introducing the New Vimeo Player -
Its been a while since weve made any major changes to the Vimeo player and, as a member of the Vimeo Player Team,&
Vimeo has a sweet new player!